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Elf Jokes 10/29/2009

Well time is really rushing by and Mrs C informs me that there are only 56 days until Christmas. Things are so busy here but we always have time to make some fun.

Today the elves have been having a joke competition and I would love to share with you the winning jokes:

What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What's the first thing that elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!

And the first prize went to this joke:

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

We've been chuckling in the workshop all afternoon.

Love Santa x

Author

Name: Father Christmas

AKA: Saint Nicholas,
Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Babbo Natale,
Pere Noel, Pa Norsk, Sion Corn, Gwiazdor, Christkind, Papai Noel, Joulupukki, Karacsony
Apo, Julemand, Bozicek,
Pai Natal

Age: Very old

Lives: In The North Pole
with my lovely wife Mrs
Claus and hundreds of wonderful elves

Likes: World travel and
granting wishes

Occupation: Chief toy-
maker and deliverer of
presents to all good boys
and girls around the world

Favourite Films: The Santa Clause, Miracle on 34th Street, The Snowman, Polar Express, Ernest Saves Christmas, It's A Wonderful Life

Favourite Food: Cookies, candy canes, chocolate, marshmallows

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