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Elf Jokes 10/29/2009
 
Well time is really rushing by and Mrs C informs me that there are only 56 days until Christmas.  Things are so busy here but we always have time to make some fun.

Today the elves have been having a joke competition and I would love to share with you the winning jokes:

What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What's the first thing that elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!

And the first prize went to this joke:

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

We've been chuckling in the workshop all afternoon.

Love Santa x
 
 

Ho ho ho boys and girls
Only 69 days to Christmas!
Today I decided it was time to give the sleigh a good checking over, so the elves and I got it out of storage.  When I get back to the North Pole on Christmas morning they carefully clean and oil it for me, and then we pack it in tissue paper and straw and lock it away.

Anyway I took it out for a quick spin and it was all in tip top order but the elves thought that it was looking a bit tatty so we have given it a coat of paint.  My word it does look beautiful now!

The elves were so proud of their work that they dragged Mrs Claus out to have a look.  She was baking cookies and doesn't like to be disturbed when she is cooking but when she saw the sparklingly beautiful sleigh her eyes lit up with glee.

We all admired our hard work, then it was time to lock the sleigh up again and go inside to warm up with hot chocolate and delicious cookies.  All in all a wonderful day!